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If your ex ever shows up on your doorstep one brisk autumn evening, plies you with wine, and says, "We're getting married, you're the best man, and we're doing everything ourselves," run like hell. Obviously. Do not, whatever else you do, slosh more wine into your glasses and say something totally absurd like, "That is going to be amazing. How can I help?"